World of Warcraft Petitions

Stormwind Cult

date: 11/12/2010

Petition

Sir/Madame, I am a recent recruit of the new cult in Stormwind and feel that it is my duty to inform you that some unsavory elements from the government have attemtpted to make me something of a double agent. This is contrary to my belief systems and I cannot go along with it. Also, where can I redeem my 'free lobotomy' coupon?

Your brother in blind faith and unity, Salvor Hardin

PS Pudding is tastey, but inari is better.

PPS I cannot remember where I left my keys. Have you seen them?

Game Master Response

Salutations Salvor Hardin.

Though it is not my place to make your decision between following your governments orders and the latter, But i can say that the answer you seek can be found only inside yourself. You can only hold onto what is real, keep your belief systems close to you as your totem, when in level 2. As for the free Lobotomy coupon you can redeem that with a man on the corner of 5th and David. His name is Mars, and he wears a top-hat.

I prefer pudding. just sayin..

And as for your keys? Thats easy, the answer is 42.

Just remember, if you ever need help, you can ask us. because we are Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

Game Master Kaeorra Blizzard Entertainment

Auctioning Fish

date: 11/13/2010

Petition

Sir/Madame/Octopus,

Thank you for your recent assistance in locating my keys. Although I have not yet found them, I have been able to fashion a new set out of a potato.

While fishing, I have caught some unique items: a sickly fish, a tangled fishing line, and the Hand of Vecna. I am nursing the fish back to health in a shoebox. At what price should I start the bidding war in the auction house for the tangled fishing line? It must be a rare item, given the grey-colored text. Gramercy.

Game Master Response

Hey there, Salvor! ~np~=)~/np~

Thank you for your exceptional patience in waiting to be contacted. We really appreciate it! ~np~=)~/np~

I'm glad to hear that you got that key problem taken care of. I also congratulate you on your entrepreneurial spirit. The best place to start with that item would be the vendor price. You can either start the bid at about 50% more than the vendor price in the tooltip. I can't garuntee that it will sell if you do that though, but if you were to beat the vendor price by a copper or two it very well might sell on the auction house. I hope this financial advice has helped guide you on your efforts in the business world... of Warcraft. ~np~:D~/np~

Hope you have an awesome day! Thanks again for contacting me. ~np~:)~/np~

Should a survey not pop up, I also appreciate written feedback! Wowgmfeedback-us@blizzard.com is a direct line to my supervisors, who will then relay all feedback to me: thank you for yoru time! ~np~=)~/np~

/wave ~np~=)~/np~

Best wishes, Game Master Augundymas

Time Traveler

date: 11/15/2010

Petition

Greetings benevolent overlords,

I am a time traveler from the past, thanks to a squirrel-brained gnomish engineer. I wish to acquire a better time machine, but lack sufficient funds. Please provide me with yesterday's winning lottery numbers so that I can rake in the gold. I will gladly share the winnings with your past-self. However, given that your current financial station has not changed, I gather that your past-self will squander the winnings. Perhaps you would prefer an IRA account?

Game Master Response

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