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Kitty is a ceiling cat prototype chimney cat created by the ASSHOLE known as The Soap Maker. She "owns" the tavern near The Soap Maker's tower. She apparently enjoys writing as seen in the two documents following:
Dear Soap Maker,
I hate you. I've taken your tavern as my own since it's quite far away from you,
please don't come here. Make me a portal to your portal room so that we can
see each other less.
Love forever,
Kitty
Henceforth it shall be known that all kittens without the ability to lick their
nethers shall be licked by all available able bodied kittens sound of mind.
It is also established that if licking occurs in a cat unable to vocalize their
desire to speak that is PERFECTLY FINE and shall be noted as consent.
--sent to the Brownie King for ratification
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