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Kitty is a <s>ceiling cat</s> prototype [[chimney cat]] created by the ASSHOLE known as [[The Soap Maker]]. She "owns" the tavern near The Soap Maker's tower. She apparently enjoys writing as seen in the two documents following:
  
Kitty is a --ceiling cat-- prototype*((chimney cat)) created by the ASSHOLE known as ((The Soap Maker)). She "owns" the tavern near The Soap Maker's tower. She apparently enjoys writing as seen in the two documents following:
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<blockquote>
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Dear Soap Maker,<br/>
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I hate you. I've taken your tavern as my own since it's quite far away from you,<br/>
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please don't come here. Make me a portal to your portal room so that we can<br/>
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see each other less.<br/>
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Love forever,<br/>
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Kitty
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</blockquote>
  
{CODE()}Dear Soap Maker,
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<blockquote>
I hate you. I've taken your tavern as my own since it's quite far away from you,
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Henceforth it shall be known that all kittens without the ability to lick their<br/>
please don't come here. Make me a portal to your portal room so that we can
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nethers shall be licked by all available able bodied kittens sound of mind.<br/>
see each other less.
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It is also established that if licking occurs in a cat unable to vocalize their<br/>
Love forever,
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desire to speak that is PERFECTLY FINE and shall be noted as consent.<br/>
Kitty{CODE}
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<br/>
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--sent to the Brownie King for ratification
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</blockquote>
  
{CODE()}Henceforth it shall be known that all kittens without the ability to lick their
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<blockquote>
nethers shall be licked by all available able bodied kittens sound of mind.
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*MORE AWESOME
It is also established that if licking occurs in a cat unable to vocalize their
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</blockquote>
desire to speak that is PERFECTLY FINE and shall be noted as consent.
 
  
--sent to the Brownie King for ratification{CODE}
 
 
 
{CODE()}*MORE AWESOME{CODE}
 
 
 
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{CATPATH()}{CATPATH}
 
 
[[Category:Import]]
 
 
[[Category:Greyhawk Campaign]]
 
[[Category:Greyhawk Campaign]]
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[[Category:Player Characters]]

Latest revision as of 19:13, 27 January 2019


Greyhawk logo.gif
Greyhawk Campaign
player character
Chimney cat.jpg
level 12
experience
race chimney cat
class thief
kit burglar
gender female
alignment chaotic good
affiliations The Party
status active

Kitty is a ceiling cat prototype chimney cat created by the ASSHOLE known as The Soap Maker. She "owns" the tavern near The Soap Maker's tower. She apparently enjoys writing as seen in the two documents following:

Dear Soap Maker,
I hate you. I've taken your tavern as my own since it's quite far away from you,
please don't come here. Make me a portal to your portal room so that we can
see each other less.
Love forever,
Kitty

Henceforth it shall be known that all kittens without the ability to lick their
nethers shall be licked by all available able bodied kittens sound of mind.
It is also established that if licking occurs in a cat unable to vocalize their
desire to speak that is PERFECTLY FINE and shall be noted as consent.

--sent to the Brownie King for ratification

  • MORE AWESOME