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World of Warcraft Petitions

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!!==Stormwind Cult==
date: 11/12/2010
!!!===Petition===
Sir/Madame,
I am a recent recruit of the new cult in Stormwind and feel that it is my duty to inform you that some unsavory elements from the government have attemtpted to make me something of a double agent. This is contrary to my belief systems and I cannot go along with it. Also, where can I redeem my 'free lobotomy' coupon?
PPS I cannot remember where I left my keys. Have you seen them?
!!!===Game Master Response===
Salutations Salvor Hardin.
Blizzard Entertainment
!!==Auctioning Fish==
date: 11/13/2010
!!!===Petition===
Sir/Madame/Octopus,
While fishing, I have caught some unique items: a sickly fish, a tangled fishing line, and the Hand of Vecna. I am nursing the fish back to health in a shoebox. At what price should I start the bidding war in the auction house for the tangled fishing line? It must be a rare item, given the grey-colored text. Gramercy.
!!!===Game Master Response===
Hey there, Salvor! ~np~=)~/np~
Augundymas
!!==Time Traveler==
date: 11/15/2010
!!!===Petition===
Greetings benevolent overlords,
I am a time traveler from the past, thanks to a squirrel-brained gnomish engineer. I wish to acquire a better time machine, but lack sufficient funds. Please provide me with yesterday's winning lottery numbers so that I can rake in the gold. I will gladly share the winnings with your past-self. However, given that your current financial station has not changed, I gather that your past-self will squander the winnings. Perhaps you would prefer an IRA account?
!!!===Game Master Response===
''(no yet received)''
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